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 1.- A happy New Year! Grant that I May bring no tear to any eye ...
 A happy New Year! Grant that I May bring no tear to any eye When this New Year in time shall end Let it be said I've played the friend, Have lived and loved and labored here, And made of it a happy year.
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 2.- A new oath holds pretty well; but... when it is become old, ...
 A new oath holds pretty well; but... when it is become old, and frayed out, and damaged by a dozen annual retryings of its remains, it ceases to be serviceable; any little strain will snap it.
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 3.- A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year a...
 A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
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 4.- An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. ...
 An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
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 5.- And ye, who have met with Adversity's blast, And been bow'd ...
 And ye, who have met with Adversity's blast, And been bow'd to the earth by its fury; To whom the Twelve Months, that have recently pass'd Were as harsh as a prejudiced jury - Still, fill to the Future! and join in our chime, The regrets of remembrance to cozen, And having obtained a New Trial of Time, Shout in hopes of a kindlier dozen.
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 6.- Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbo...
 Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man.
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 7.- But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? ...
 But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits.
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 8.- Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it rig...
 Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
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 9.- Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let i...
 Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.
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 10.- Each age has deemed the new-born year The fittest time for f...
 Each age has deemed the new-born year The fittest time for festal cheer.
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 11.- Every man regards his own life as the New Year's Eve of time...
 Every man regards his own life as the New Year's Eve of time.
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 12.- Every man should be born again on the first day of January. ...
 Every man should be born again on the first day of January. Start with a fresh page. Take up one hole more in the buckle if necessary, or let down one, according to circumstances; but on the first of January let every man gird himself once more, with his face to the front, and take no interest in the things that were and are past.
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 13.- For last year's words belong to last year's language And nex...
 For last year's words belong to last year's language And next year's words await another voice. And to make an end is to make a beginning.
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 14.- Glory to God in highest heaven, Who unto man His Son hath gi...
 Glory to God in highest heaven, Who unto man His Son hath given; While angels sing with tender mirth, A glad new year to all the earth.
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 15.- Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank w...
 Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.
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 16.- He who breaks a resolution is a weakling; He who makes one i...
 He who breaks a resolution is a weakling; He who makes one is a fool.
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 17.- I do think New Year's resolutions can't technically be expec...
 I do think New Year's resolutions can't technically be expected to begin on New Year's Day, don't you? Since, because it's an extension of New Year's Eve, smokers are already on a smoking roll and cannot be expected to stop abruptly on the stroke of midnight with so much nicotine in the system. Also dieting on New Year's Day isn't a good idea as you can't eat rationally but really need to be free to consume whatever is necessary, moment by moment, in order to ease your hangover. I think it would be much more sensible if resolutions began generally on January the second.
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 18.- I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making...
 I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.
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 19.- I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the year's....
 I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the year's.
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 20.- It wouldn't be New Year's if I didn't have regrets....
 It wouldn't be New Year's if I didn't have regrets.
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 21.- Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on ...
 Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits.
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 22.- May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolu...
 May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.
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 23.- May this new year bring many opportunities your way, to expl...
 May this new year bring many opportunities your way, to explore every joy of life and may your resolutions for the days ahead stay firm, turning all your dreams into reality and all your efforts into great achievements.
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 24.- Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as oner...
 Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty.
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 25.- New Year's Day is every man's birthday....
 New Year's Day is every man's birthday.
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 26.- New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regul...
 New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
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 27.- New Year's eve is like every other night; there is no pause ...
 New Year's eve is like every other night; there is no pause in the march of the universe, no breathless moment of silence among created things that the passage of another twelve months may be noted; and yet no man has quite the same thoughts this evening that come with the coming of darkness on other nights.
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 28.- New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, ...
 New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.
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 29.- New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particula...
 New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.
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 30.- No one ever regarded the First of January with indifference....
 No one ever regarded the First of January with indifference. It is that from which all date their time, and count upon what is left. It is the nativity of our common Adam.
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 31.- Of all sound of all bells... most solemn and touching is the...
 Of all sound of all bells... most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the Old Year.
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 32.- One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this:...
 One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things.
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 33.- People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas ...
 People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.
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 34.- Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across...
 Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The year is going, let him go; Ring out the false, ring in the true.
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 35.- The merry year is born Like the bright berry from the naked ...
 The merry year is born Like the bright berry from the naked thorn.
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 36.- The new year begins in a snow-storm of white vows....
 The new year begins in a snow-storm of white vows.
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 37.- The object of a New Year is not that we should have a new ye...
 The object of a New Year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul and a new nose; new feet, a new backbone, new ears, and new eyes. Unless a particular man made New Year resolutions, he would make no resolutions. Unless a man starts afresh about things, he will certainly do nothing effective.
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 38.- The Old Year has gone. Let the dead past bury its own dead....
 The Old Year has gone. Let the dead past bury its own dead. The New Year has taken possession of the clock of time. All hail the duties and possibilities of the coming twelve months!
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 39.- The only way to spend New Year's Eve is either quietly with ...
 The only way to spend New Year's Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears.
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 40.- Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a ...
 Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a thunder-storm or blare of trumpets to announce the beginning of a new month or year. Even when a new century begins it is only we mortals who ring bells and fire off pistols.
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 41.- We meet today To thank Thee for the era done, And Thee for t...
 We meet today To thank Thee for the era done, And Thee for the opening one.
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 42.- We spend January 1 walking through our lives, room by room, ...
 We spend January 1 walking through our lives, room by room, drawing up a list of work to be done, cracks to be patched. Maybe this year, to balance the list, we ought to walk through the rooms of our lives... not looking for flaws, but for potential.
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 43.- We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going t...
 We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year's Day.
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 44.- Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on,...
 Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us.
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 45.- Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last dr...
 Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore his last oath. Today, we are a pious and exemplary community. Thirty days from now, we shall have cast our reformation to the winds and gone to cutting our ancient shortcomings considerably shorter than ever.
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 46.- Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's E...
 Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.
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