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 Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  4.- a Bowling Ball - she gets picked up, fingered, thrown into t...  a Bowling Ball - she gets picked up, fingered, thrown into the gutter, yet she still comes back for more...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  5.- a BT phonebox - on every damn corner and costs only 20p a go...  a BT phonebox - on every damn corner and costs only 20p a go  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0    Sponsored Links   SMS Message posted by Admin  6.- a bus - only 50 pence a ride...  a bus - only 50 pence a ride  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  7.- a Christmas tree - everybody hangs balls on her....  a Christmas tree - everybody hangs balls on her.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  8.- a door knob - cos everybody gets a turn!...  a door knob - cos everybody gets a turn!  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  9.- a hardware store - only 10 cents a screw....  a hardware store - only 10 cents a screw.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  10.- a Hoover - she sucks, blows, and finally gets laid back in t...  a Hoover - she sucks, blows, and finally gets laid back in the closet...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  11.- a railroad track - she gets laid all over the country....  a railroad track - she gets laid all over the country.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  12.- a Scooter - everybody ridin her but nobody admitting it...  a Scooter - everybody ridin her but nobody admitting it  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  13.- a shotgun - first she cocks...then she blows....  a shotgun - first she cocks...then she blows.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  14.- a stamp - you lick her, then stick her, and finally then sen...  a stamp - you lick her, then stick her, and finally then send her away.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  15.- an arcade machine - dirty, smelly, costs 20 pence and lasts ...  an arcade machine - dirty, smelly, costs 20 pence and lasts 30 seconds  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  16.- an old blind geezer walking by asked her 'yo, how much for t...  an old blind geezer walking by asked her 'yo, how much for the shrimp platter?"  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  17.- And yo Mother-in-law so huge she stole my pillow cases when ...  And yo Mother-in-law so huge she stole my pillow cases when she ran outta socks.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  18.- Anything Yo's...  Anything Yo's  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  19.- Anything Yo's - So Damn Stupid......  Anything Yo's - So Damn Stupid...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  20.- Anything Yo's - So Fat......  Anything Yo's - So Fat...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  21.- Anything Yo's - So Old ......  Anything Yo's - So Old ...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  22.- Anything Yo's - So Poor......  Anything Yo's - So Poor...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  23.- Anything Yo's - So Ugly......  Anything Yo's - So Ugly...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  24.- Anything Yo's.......  Anything Yo's....  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  25.- burglars break into her home and leave money....  burglars break into her home and leave money.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  26.- But really, yo Mamma is just like a golf course - everybody ...  But really, yo Mamma is just like a golf course - everybody gets a hole in one!  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  27.- But, hey, if I wanted a comeback, christ, I'd just wipe it o...  But, hey, if I wanted a comeback, christ, I'd just wipe it off Yo Mamma's chin...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  28.- closest thing to a car she owns is a low-riding Shopping tro...  closest thing to a car she owns is a low-riding Shopping trolley....with a box on it...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  29.- Damn it, just realised that last yo is as old as the crust i...  Damn it, just realised that last yo is as old as the crust in yo Sister's knickers...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  30.- Did you know flies were given wings so that they could beat ...  Did you know flies were given wings so that they could beat yo mama to the dump?  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  31.- each night she goes to KFC to lick other folk's fingers...  each night she goes to KFC to lick other folk's fingers  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  32.- even Harry Knowles refused to date her....  even Harry Knowles refused to date her.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  33.- even sewer rats get outta her way......  even sewer rats get outta her way...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  34.- even the dogs won't smell her....  even the dogs won't smell her.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  35.- folk exercise by jogging around her!...  folk exercise by jogging around her!  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  36.- got a glass eye with a fish in it....  got a glass eye with a fish in it.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  37.- got a house that's so dusty, the Cockroaches drive around in...  got a house that's so dusty, the Cockroaches drive around in Dune Buggies  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  38.- got so much dandruff that a Midgie landed on her head and sa...  got so much dandruff that a Midgie landed on her head and said: "Christ, I aint' seen this much snow in years."  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  39.- got so much hair on her chest that her Breasts remind me of ...  got so much hair on her chest that her Breasts remind me of Coconuts...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  40.- got so much hair on her upper lip she has to braid it...  got so much hair on her upper lip she has to braid it  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  41.- has 10 fingers -- all on the same hand....  has 10 fingers -- all on the same hand.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  42.- has a major weight problem - she can't wait...to eat....  has a major weight problem - she can't wait...to eat.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  43.- has a peanut butter wig with jelly sideburns....  has a peanut butter wig with jelly sideburns.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  44.- has green hair and thinks she's a Tree....  has green hair and thinks she's a Tree.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  45.- has one short leg and that why she always walking in circles...  has one short leg and that why she always walking in circles...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  46.- has wooden boobs and breast feeds beavers...  has wooden boobs and breast feeds beavers  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  47.- her belt size is Equator....  her belt size is Equator.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  48.- her fave food is seconds....  her fave food is seconds.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  49.- her first job was as Cain and Abel's baby-sitter....  her first job was as Cain and Abel's baby-sitter.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  50.- her freckles slipped off....  her freckles slipped off.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  51.- her idea of bottled water is the left over oil slime from a ...  her idea of bottled water is the left over oil slime from a bacon, sausage and egg fry up.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  52.- her mom had to be Pissed drunk just to breast feed her....  her mom had to be Pissed drunk just to breast feed her.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  53.- her Passport photo says 'Picture is continued overleaf'...  her Passport photo says 'Picture is continued overleaf'  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  54.- her poo is glad to escape....  her poo is glad to escape.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  55.- her shadow gave up....  her shadow gave up.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  56.- her Uni graduation photo was an aerial...  her Uni graduation photo was an aerial  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  57.- Hey, yo momma so damn fat when her beeper goes off people tu...  Hey, yo momma so damn fat when her beeper goes off people turn around to see if she is backin up!!  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  58.- Hey, your Momma is so sluttie I'd call her a hoe but hoes' g...  Hey, your Momma is so sluttie I'd call her a hoe but hoes' get paid.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  59.- hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats....  hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  60.- I asked her where the 'facilities were' and she replied - "P...  I asked her where the 'facilities were' and she replied - "Pick a corner...ANY corner..."  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  61.- I caught her trying to use food stamps in the Gobstopper mac...  I caught her trying to use food stamps in the Gobstopper machine.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  62.- I could have been Yo daddy, but the gorilla in front of me i...  I could have been Yo daddy, but the gorilla in front of me in line didn't use a condom.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  63.- I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the...  I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  64.- I got notin bad to say about Yo Momma - heck, her face says ...  I got notin bad to say about Yo Momma - heck, her face says it all...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  65.- I got on the train last night - they had a new sign up readi...  I got on the train last night - they had a new sign up reading - "Maximum Occupancy: 200 Patrons OR Yo Mama"  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  66.- I heard that yo Granny was so disgustingly ugly that on a ho...  I heard that yo Granny was so disgustingly ugly that on a holiday to Egypt she looked up a Camel's ass and scared the hump off of it!  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  67.- I heard that Yo mama is on the warpath - she lost a finger a...  I heard that Yo mama is on the warpath - she lost a finger and now can't count past 9...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  68.- I heard yer Father first met her at the Zoo....  I heard yer Father first met her at the Zoo.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  69.- I heard yo house was made out of bog paper - why? cuz your w...  I heard yo house was made out of bog paper - why? cuz your whole family full of crap!  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  70.- I heard yo mama got fired from her job at the sperm bank - t...  I heard yo mama got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  71.- I once threw a stone at a garbage can, and out she popped sa...  I once threw a stone at a garbage can, and out she popped saying - "Who knocked???"  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  72.- I saw Yo mama at the freak show petting the world's largest ...  I saw Yo mama at the freak show petting the world's largest wilderbeast.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  73.- I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ...  I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  74.- I told yo big sister to act her own age...and she died....  I told yo big sister to act her own age...and she died.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  75.- I took yo Mama to the Doctor's - I tell him that she feeling...  I took yo Mama to the Doctor's - I tell him that she feeling poorly and that she only got 1 toe and 1 knee. Doc tells me she's contracted 'Tony'...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  76.- I visited her house, tore down the cob webs and she screamed...  I visited her house, tore down the cob webs and she screamed - "Who's tearing down the drapes!!!!"  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  77.- I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and...  I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  78.- I was speaking to your parents - they told me you was such a...  I was speaking to your parents - they told me you was such an ugly baby they had to feed you with a slingshot.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  79.- I went into her 'living room', stepped on a Fag butt and she...  I went into her 'living room', stepped on a Fag butt and she shouted - "Oi, who turned off the heater!"  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  80.- I went through her front door and tripped over the back fenc...  I went through her front door and tripped over the back fence.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  81.- I's apologise for talkin bout Yo Mama...I should know better...  I's apologise for talkin bout Yo Mama...I should know better...hell, I don't even know the Man...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  82.- If yo Momma n Poppa got a divorce, heck, they'd still be Bro...  If yo Momma n Poppa got a divorce, heck, they'd still be Brother and Sister  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  83.- instead of round the ankles, they put the Bungee Jumping cor...  instead of round the ankles, they put the Bungee Jumping cord round her neck.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  84.- is a carpenter's dream - flat as a board and so easy to nail...  is a carpenter's dream - flat as a board and so easy to nail...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  85.- it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes....  it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  86.- it took her 2 days to make Microwaveable Pot Noodles....  it took her 2 days to make Microwaveable Pot Noodles.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  87.- Jurassic Park brought back the memories......  Jurassic Park brought back the memories...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  88.- Listen buddy, your mommy is so freakin dumb that if you told...  Listen buddy, your mommy is so freakin dumb that if you told her pappa was a rolling stone, she'd tell her momma to put mick jagger on child support!  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  89.- McDonalds ... Billions and Billions served......  McDonalds ... Billions and Billions served...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  90.- minutes after she was born her Mother shouted 'What a treasu...  minutes after she was born her Mother shouted 'What a treasure!" and her Poppa said "Yes, now let's go and bury her..."  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  91.- NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer...  NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  92.- No seriously, under all that hair yo Mama is really a Saint....  No seriously, under all that hair yo Mama is really a Saint....a saint Bernard!  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  93.- Oi, yo need to tell you mama to stop wearing the blue lipsti...  Oi, yo need to tell you mama to stop wearing the blue lipstick...I got balls like a smurf now!  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  94.- Only job yo ever gonna get is as a blind bird-watcher....  Only job yo ever gonna get is as a blind bird-watcher.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  95.- only time she smelled Hot Food was when a rich bloke farted....  only time she smelled Hot Food was when a rich bloke farted...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  96.- Paris and Rico walked into the locker room holding his side ...  Paris and Rico walked into the locker room holding his side and bending over. Paris says "ow man im so sore" Dario asks " whats wrong?" Paris replies " man yo mama was rough last night" Rico adds " she needs to loosen up"  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  97.- peanut butter -- oh so smooth, creamy, and easy to spread....  peanut butter -- oh so smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  98.- people at the Zoo pay cash so they DON't have to see her......  people at the Zoo pay cash so they DON't have to see her...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  99.- Pizza Hut - not there in 30 minutes...it's free....  Pizza Hut - not there in 30 minutes...it's free.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  100.- she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was...  she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  101.- she can't even afford to go to the free clinic....  she can't even afford to go to the free clinic.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  102.- she co-wrote the 4th Commandment....  she co-wrote the 4th Commandment.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  103.- she could be the eighth continent....  she could be the eighth continent.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  104.- she deep fries her toothpaste....  she deep fries her toothpaste.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  105.- she does drive by shootings on the school bus. when she aske...  she does drive by shootings on the school bus. when she asked me over to dinner I took a paper plate from the kitchen and she groule - "Don't use the good china"  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  106.- she eats Desert out of a Trash Can lid...  she eats Desert out of a Trash Can lid  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  107.- she even made Yoda jealous....  she even made Yoda jealous.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  108.- she fell into the Grand Canyon....and got stuck!...  she fell into the Grand Canyon....and got stuck!  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  109.- she fell out of the Ugly Tree, hitting every branch on the w...  she fell out of the Ugly Tree, hitting every branch on the way down.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  110.- she gets 364 extra days just to dress up for Halloween....  she gets 364 extra days just to dress up for Halloween.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  111.- she got a job at the cinema - buttering popcorn with her leg...  she got a job at the cinema - buttering popcorn with her leg hair...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  112.- she got a new gig at the Cinema...she works as the screen...  she got a new gig at the Cinema...she works as the screen  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  113.- she got locked in the Quickie Mart and nearly starved to dea...  she got locked in the Quickie Mart and nearly starved to death.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  114.- she got the first copy of the Ten Commandments....  she got the first copy of the Ten Commandments.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  115.- she had to take out a second mortgage on her cardboard box....  she had to take out a second mortgage on her cardboard box.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  116.- she hangs the Toilet paper out to dry....  she hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  117.- she has TB ... 2 bellys....  she has TB ... 2 bellys.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  118.- she has to creep up on the bath water....  she has to creep up on the bath water.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  119.- she invented a silent car alarm....  she invented a silent car alarm.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  120.- she leaves tell tales signs she's been using my computer - w...  she leaves tell tales signs she's been using my computer - white out (tipp ex) is on the screen.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  121.- she left her purse on Noah's Ark....  she left her purse on Noah's Ark.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  122.- she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent expo...  she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure!  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  123.- she lost 2 stone after taking a shower...  she lost 2 stone after taking a shower  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  124.- she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind...  she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind Mount Everest.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  125.- she lost her shadow....  she lost her shadow.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  126.- she made Right Guard call for backup....  she made Right Guard call for backup.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  127.- she make Homer Simpson look like a Nobel Prize winner...  she make Homer Simpson look like a Nobel Prize winner  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  128.- she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic....  she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  129.- she make Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie...  she make Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  130.- she make Laurel and Hardy look like Nobel Prize winners....  she make Laurel and Hardy look like Nobel Prize winners.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  131.- she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt...  she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  132.- she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic....  she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  133.- She nasty too ya know - yo daddy just got out of hospital af...  She nasty too ya know - yo daddy just got out of hospital after eating her out - he caught food poisining...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  134.- she nearly put Safeway out of business...  she nearly put Safeway out of business  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  135.- she needs a map to find her butt....  she needs a map to find her butt.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  136.- she noticed a sign reading 'Wet Floor'...so she just did!...  she noticed a sign reading 'Wet Floor'...so she just did!  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  137.- she once attempted to commit suicide by jumping off a Kerb....  she once attempted to commit suicide by jumping off a Kerb.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  138.- she once told me 'I could eat a horse'...believe me, she was...  she once told me 'I could eat a horse'...believe me, she wasn't kidding!  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  139.- she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ...  she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it!  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  140.- she put Marilyn Manson out of business....  she put Marilyn Manson out of business.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  141.- she put the Boogie man outta business....  she put the Boogie man outta business.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  142.- she really thought the cinema was selling Free Willies......  she really thought the cinema was selling Free Willies...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  143.- she recalls when the Grand Canyon was a ditch....  she recalls when the Grand Canyon was a ditch.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  144.- she reckoned a Quarterback was a refund......  she reckoned a Quarterback was a refund...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  145.- she sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade...  she sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  146.- she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy...  she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  147.- she scared the stitching outta Frankenstein....  she scared the stitching outta Frankenstein.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  148.- she shows up on radar....  she shows up on radar.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  149.- she sold her Car for Petrol cash!...  she sold her Car for Petrol cash!  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  150.- she somehow got fired from a Blow-Job...  she somehow got fired from a Blow-Job  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  151.- she still owes Moses a dollar....  she still owes Moses a dollar.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  152.- she sweats butter, syrup, excretes jam...and has a full time...  she sweats butter, syrup, excretes jam...and has a full time job at the 'Pancake Palace' wiping pancakes across her forheed  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  153.- she thought Hot Meals were stolen food....  she thought Hot Meals were stolen food.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  154.- she thought Morning Dew was a New York radio station....  she thought Morning Dew was a New York radio station.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  155.- she took a job cutting grass on an Oil Rig....  she took a job cutting grass on an Oil Rig.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  156.- she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif....  she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  157.- she uses bacon as a band aid....  she uses bacon as a band aid.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  158.- she uses her hot flushes to heat her cup of Tea...  she uses her hot flushes to heat her cup of Tea  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  159.- she was a guard at Snake Mountain...  she was a guard at Snake Mountain  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  160.- she was born on Halloween and can't remember her birthday....  she was born on Halloween and can't remember her birthday.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  161.- she was in the Daily Record last week on page 5, 6, 7, 8, an...  she was in the Daily Record last week on page 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  162.- she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm....  she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  163.- she watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch....  she watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  164.- she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes....  she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  165.- she waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning....  she waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  166.- she wears an 'X' jacket and Copters attempt to land on her...  she wears an 'X' jacket and Copters attempt to land on her  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  167.- she wears an asteroid belt....  she wears an asteroid belt.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  168.- she went to a Whalers game to see Kiko....  she went to a Whalers game to see Kiko.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  169.- she wiz playin in my Sand Box and the cat came along and bur...  she wiz playin in my Sand Box and the cat came along and buried her.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  170.- she's got the first autographed Koran....  she's got the first autographed Koran.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  171.- she's once, twice, three times a lady....  she's once, twice, three times a lady.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  172.- small objects orbit her....  small objects orbit her.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  173.- stunt agencies use her as an air mattress...  stunt agencies use her as an air mattress  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  174.- Tell Yo' girlfriend my Dog wanna know how much he owes her f...  Tell Yo' girlfriend my Dog wanna know how much he owes her for last night...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  175.- Texaco buy oil from her...  Texaco buy oil from her  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  176.- that even the Swamp Thing insisted she showered....  that even the Swamp Thing insisted she showered.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  177.- that farmers use her bathwater as liquid fertilizer......  that farmers use her bathwater as liquid fertilizer...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  178.- That Grandpa of your's so stupid and poor that when I came o...  That Grandpa of your's so stupid and poor that when I came over for Dinner he read me recipes...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  179.- that her house is so dirty I gotta wipe my feet before I go ...  that her house is so dirty I gotta wipe my feet before I go back outside.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  180.- that Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to use as...  that Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to use as chemical weapons.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  181.- that standin next to a tramp, she make the tramp look like a...  that standin next to a tramp, she make the tramp look like a butler.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  182.- that standing next to a skunk, the Skunko smells sweet!...  that standing next to a skunk, the Skunko smells sweet!  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  183.- that the only dis I'm gonna give her is Disinfectent......  that the only dis I'm gonna give her is Disinfectent...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  184.- that when she spread her legs, I got seasick......  that when she spread her legs, I got seasick...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  185.- that when you stand beside her you can actually hear the oce...  that when you stand beside her you can actually hear the ocean  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  186.- that when you was being born, the doctor's and nurses all ha...  that when you was being born, the doctor's and nurses all had to wear oxygen masks...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  187.- that your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk....  that your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  188.- the building society repossed her cardboard box....  the building society repossed her cardboard box.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  189.- the Chip Shop uses her sweat as Deep Fry...  the Chip Shop uses her sweat as Deep Fry  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  190.- the circus use her as a trampoline...  the circus use her as a trampoline  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  191.- the fire department are on standby when you light her birthd...  the fire department are on standby when you light her birthday cake  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  192.- The first line in the Bible was mistranslated - it actually ...  The first line in the Bible was mistranslated - it actually reads - 'In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth and yo' fat ugly Mama'  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  193.- the government make her wear a Biohazard warning...  the government make her wear a Biohazard warning  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  194.- the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity....  the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  195.- the Pillsbury dough boy - everybody loves to poke her...  the Pillsbury dough boy - everybody loves to poke her  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  196.- the sun - if you stare at her too long you're gonna go blind...  the sun - if you stare at her too long you're gonna go blind.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  197.- they embalmed her face on a box of super-strength laxatives ...  they embalmed her face on a box of super-strength laxatives and sold it empty!  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  198.- they gave her a middle name...'accident'....  they gave her a middle name...'accident'.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  199.- they knew what time she was born cuz her face stopped the cl...  they knew what time she was born cuz her face stopped the clock...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  200.- they push her face into the dough mixture when making Monste...  they push her face into the dough mixture when making Monster cookies.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  201.- they put her photo on food stamps....  they put her photo on food stamps.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  202.- This is a fact, yo mama's breath Is wack, she needs a tic, n...  This is a fact, yo mama's breath Is wack, she needs a tic, not a tac, but the whole damn pack I don't mean to be mean, but yo mama needs listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole damn bottle.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  203.- Tony Blair moved Halloween to her birthday....  Tony Blair moved Halloween to her birthday.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  204.- vher birthday expired....  vher birthday expired.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  205.- we had to tie a steak round her neck so the dogs would play ...  we had to tie a steak round her neck so the dogs would play with her.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  206.- when born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted ...  when born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  207.- when I asked for her ID she handed me a rock...  when I asked for her ID she handed me a rock  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  208.- when I asked her to purchase me a Colour TV she asked me...'...  when I asked her to purchase me a Colour TV she asked me...'Which colour?'  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  209.- when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran ...  when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol!  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  210.- when I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'...  when I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  211.- when I saw her kickin a can down the road I asked her what s...  when I saw her kickin a can down the road I asked her what she was doing....'Moving' she replied.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  212.- when I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I holle...  when I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  213.- when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips....  when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  214.- when I told her about the last supper she thought the food s...  when I told her about the last supper she thought the food stamps had run out.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  215.- when I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a R...  when I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  216.- when Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo momma fishing on ...  when Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo momma fishing on the other side!  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  217.- when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Prof...  when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals'  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  218.- when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark sh...  when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  219.- when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time....  when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  220.- when she farted she launched herself into orbit....  when she farted she launched herself into orbit.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  221.- when she gave birth, You came out with Dentures....  when she gave birth, You came out with Dentures.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  222.- when she opens the Fridge it says - 'I give up...'...  when she opens the Fridge it says - 'I give up...'  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  223.- when she ran the 100 metre dash, they timed her with a sundi...  when she ran the 100 metre dash, they timed her with a sundial.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  224.- when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continue...  when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  225.- when she walked into the Haunted House, she came back out wi...  when she walked into the Haunted House, she came back out with a Job Application!  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  226.- when she was at school...there was No history class!...  when she was at school...there was No history class!  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  227.- when she was born the Doc smacked her face....  when she was born the Doc smacked her face.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  228.- when she wobbles down the street in September, folk say, "Da...  when she wobbles down the street in September, folk say, "Damn it, can't believe it's Halloween already..."  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  229.- when they took her to the Beautician it took 10 hours....and...  when they took her to the Beautician it took 10 hours....and that was just for the quote!  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  230.- when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and sa...  when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!"  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  231.- yer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesny have to ki...  yer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesny have to kiss her goodbye...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  232.- Yo Air hostess so fat that on a scale of 1 to 10 she a 747....  Yo Air hostess so fat that on a scale of 1 to 10 she a 747.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  233.- Yo AOL buddy so stupid when the Computer said 'Press any key...  Yo AOL buddy so stupid when the Computer said 'Press any key to continue', she phoned support complaing she couldn't find the 'any' key...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  234.- Yo Archeology Professor so damn stupid they have to dig for ...  Yo Archeology Professor so damn stupid they have to dig for her IQ!  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  235.- Yo Archeology Professor so old we found cave drawings of her...  Yo Archeology Professor so old we found cave drawings of her.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  236.- Yo auntie Ethel's so toothless, it took her an hour to eat m...  Yo auntie Ethel's so toothless, it took her an hour to eat minute rice.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  237.- Yo Auntie just like the Suez Canal - Vessels full of Seamen ...  Yo Auntie just like the Suez Canal - Vessels full of Seamen passing through everyday...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  238.- Yo Auntie like a Library - open to the public....  Yo Auntie like a Library - open to the public.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  239.- Yo Auntie so dumb her weekly shopping list consist of 1 item...  Yo Auntie so dumb her weekly shopping list consist of 1 item - 'Hundreds and thousands'  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  240.- Yo Auntie so fat that Weight Watchers threw her out for brea...  Yo Auntie so fat that Weight Watchers threw her out for breaking the scales.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  241.- Yo Auntie so fat when she goes to Gap the only thing she can...  Yo Auntie so fat when she goes to Gap the only thing she can fit into is the Dressing Room  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  242.- Yo Auntie so flat chested she jealous of the wall....  Yo Auntie so flat chested she jealous of the wall.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  243.- Yo Auntie so stinkin that a skunk smelled her butt and passe...  Yo Auntie so stinkin that a skunk smelled her butt and passed out.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  244.- Yo baby sista's nose so long, it make Steffi Graf jealous......  Yo baby sista's nose so long, it make Steffi Graf jealous...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  245.- Yo Best Friend only got two fingers and she's a representati...  Yo Best Friend only got two fingers and she's a representative for world peace.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  246.- Yo Big brother got a wooden nipple and they call him Corky....  Yo Big brother got a wooden nipple and they call him Corky.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  247.- Yo big brother so freakin poor I stepped on his old banged u...  Yo big brother so freakin poor I stepped on his old banged up skateboard and he yelled - "Get off my F****in CAR"  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  248.- Yo Bookie so fat he gotta buy clothes by the furlon...  Yo Bookie so fat he gotta buy clothes by the furlon  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  249.- Yo Bookie so old he offered odds of 4 to 1 on Adam eating th...  Yo Bookie so old he offered odds of 4 to 1 on Adam eating the apple  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  250.- Yo Boss so damn ugly that when he leaned out the window the ...  Yo Boss so damn ugly that when he leaned out the window the Police arrested him for attempted murder  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  251.- Yo Boss so fat that when she calls a board meeting she has t...  Yo Boss so fat that when she calls a board meeting she has to pull herself up a Sofa.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  252.- Yo Boss so stupid he bought everybody in the department sola...  Yo Boss so stupid he bought everybody in the department solar powered flashlights incase of a blackout...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  253.- Yo Boss so ugly people go as him for halloween....  Yo Boss so ugly people go as him for halloween.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  254.- Yo Boyfriend so old his birth certificate says "Expired" on ...  Yo Boyfriend so old his birth certificate says "Expired" on it.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  255.- Yo Bro so fat that when he farted, Mars came out...and I ain...  Yo Bro so fat that when he farted, Mars came out...and I ain't talkin bout the 'sweetie'  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  256.- Yo brother's mouth so damn enormous, he speaks in Dolby surr...  Yo brother's mouth so damn enormous, he speaks in Dolby surround sound!  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  257.- Yo BT Telephone repairman so freakin stupid he asked me what...  Yo BT Telephone repairman so freakin stupid he asked me what the number for 999 was...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  258.- Yo Burglar so stupid he broke into yo house and stole food s...  Yo Burglar so stupid he broke into yo house and stole food stamps  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  259.- Yo Bus driver so stupid that she went to Disneyworld, saw a ...  Yo Bus driver so stupid that she went to Disneyworld, saw a sign that said "Disneyworld Left" so drove home.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  260.- Yo Business associate so stupid he thought Gangrene was anot...  Yo Business associate so stupid he thought Gangrene was another golf course.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  261.- Yo Chip shop assistant like a fine restaraunt - she only tak...  Yo Chip shop assistant like a fine restaraunt - she only take deliviries in rear...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  262.- Yo Computer geek friend so old he used to babysit Pascal...  Yo Computer geek friend so old he used to babysit Pascal  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  263.- Yo Computer geek friend so poor he uses a Commodore 64 to su...  Yo Computer geek friend so poor he uses a Commodore 64 to surf the web.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  264.- Yo cousin got 3 teeth ... one in her mouth and two in her po...  Yo cousin got 3 teeth ... one in her mouth and two in her pocket.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  265.- Yo Cousin so old she drives a chariot to High school...  Yo Cousin so old she drives a chariot to High school  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  266.- Yo Cousin so stupid that when I said I was going to Thailand...  Yo Cousin so stupid that when I said I was going to Thailand she asked me if they still sold Kippers....  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  267.- Yo Dentist got Summer teeth...summer in his mouth....summer ...  Yo Dentist got Summer teeth...summer in his mouth....summer in his trouser pockets...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  268.- Yo Dentist is so poor she uses white-out/tippex as your toot...  Yo Dentist is so poor she uses white-out/tippex as your tooth filler.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  269.- Yo Dentist so fat that when he burped he blew out all yo mam...  Yo Dentist so fat that when he burped he blew out all yo mamma's teeth...that why she so ugly!  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  270.- Yo Dentist so stupid he uses mayonnaise as tooth filler...  Yo Dentist so stupid he uses mayonnaise as tooth filler  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  271.- Yo Dentist so ugly they don't need anasthetics...  Yo Dentist so ugly they don't need anasthetics  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  272.- Yo Doc' got 1 wooden leg with a real foot....  Yo Doc' got 1 wooden leg with a real foot.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  273.- Yo Doctor so fat, that when her Beeper goes off folk think s...  Yo Doctor so fat, that when her Beeper goes off folk think she's backing up.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  274.- Yo Doctor so old he uses chewing gum as a bandaid....  Yo Doctor so old he uses chewing gum as a bandaid.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  275.- Yo Doctor so poor, he uses chewing gum as a bandaid....  Yo Doctor so poor, he uses chewing gum as a bandaid.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  276.- Yo Dog so fat that when you take it 'walkies' it don't know ...  Yo Dog so fat that when you take it 'walkies' it don't know whether it walking or rolling  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  277.- Yo Dog so short it's best friend is an Ant....  Yo Dog so short it's best friend is an Ant.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  278.- Yo Dog walker so stupid he took yo pet dog to the Clippers g...  Yo Dog walker so stupid he took yo pet dog to the Clippers game to get him a haircut  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  279.- Yo Dog walker so ugly that he once took your Mutt to Crufts ...  Yo Dog walker so ugly that he once took your Mutt to Crufts and WON - oh, the dog came second...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  280.- Yo Driving Instructor so damn old he got hieroglyphics on hi...  Yo Driving Instructor so damn old he got hieroglyphics on his Driver license.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  281.- Yo Driving Instructor's so ugly he has to wear a ski-mask wh...  Yo Driving Instructor's so ugly he has to wear a ski-mask when teaching.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  282.- Yo English teacher so damn stupid, she failed a survey......  Yo English teacher so damn stupid, she failed a survey...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  283.- Yo ex-girlfriend's like Humpty Dumpty... first she gets hump...  Yo ex-girlfriend's like Humpty Dumpty... first she gets humped, then she gets dumped.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  284.- Yo Father so fat he can't even tie his own shoelaces...  Yo Father so fat he can't even tie his own shoelaces  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  285.- Yo Father so fat that when he sat on a Rainbow skittles fell...  Yo Father so fat that when he sat on a Rainbow skittles fell out.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  286.- Yo Father so poor that when I aks him what for dinner, he ta...  Yo Father so poor that when I aks him what for dinner, he take off his shoelaces and says - Spaghetti!  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  287.- Yo Father's so freakin stupid he has 1 toe on each foot, yet...  Yo Father's so freakin stupid he has 1 toe on each foot, yet he just bought himself a pair of flip flops.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  288.- Yo Father's so ugly his hairline ain't receding...it's his h...  Yo Father's so ugly his hairline ain't receding...it's his hair that's running away from his ugly noggin.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  289.- Yo Female Boss like a 7-11...open 24 hours for your convenie...  Yo Female Boss like a 7-11...open 24 hours for your convenience...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  290.- Yo Gardener's so damn old he remembers when the Garden of Ed...  Yo Gardener's so damn old he remembers when the Garden of Eden was just a plant  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  291.- Yo Gardener's so damn poor that when I pissed in his yard he...  Yo Gardener's so damn poor that when I pissed in his yard he thanked me for watering the lawn...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  292.- Yo gilfriends's afro so damb big, when the bitch got in my c...  Yo gilfriends's afro so damb big, when the bitch got in my car everyone thought I had tinted windows.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  293.- Yo Girlfriend got an ElectroWig - including sunroof and Oper...  Yo Girlfriend got an ElectroWig - including sunroof and Opera lights  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  294.- Yo girlfriend so cheap I threw her a penny for sex and she g...  Yo girlfriend so cheap I threw her a penny for sex and she gave me change...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  295.- Yo Girlfriend so fat I ask her to go get a Curry and she bri...  Yo Girlfriend so fat I ask her to go get a Curry and she bring back 80 pounds of gravy.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  296.- Yo girlfriend so stupid when her Apple Mac says 'You've got ...  Yo girlfriend so stupid when her Apple Mac says 'You've got mail" she runs outside to wait for the Postman  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  297.- Yo Girlfriend so stupid, she teaches night classes at Stupid...  Yo Girlfriend so stupid, she teaches night classes at Stupid College.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  298.- Yo Girlfriend so ugly they put her in the Chimp enclosure to...  Yo Girlfriend so ugly they put her in the Chimp enclosure to stop the Chimpanzee's from jerking off!  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  299.- Yo girlfriend's hips are so big, folk set their drinks on th...  Yo girlfriend's hips are so big, folk set their drinks on them. Your Noggin's so damn big you gotta wash yer hair in the Niagra Falls...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  300.- Yo Gossiping wife so poor she can't even afford to put her t...  Yo Gossiping wife so poor she can't even afford to put her two cents into this conversation...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  301.- Yo Grandpa so fat that he's half Scottish, half Irish and ha...  Yo Grandpa so fat that he's half Scottish, half Irish and half American  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  302.- Yo Grandpa so old his social security number is 000-000-001...  Yo Grandpa so old his social security number is 000-000-001  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  303.- Yo Grandpa's house so damned cold, the Roaches ice skate aro...  Yo Grandpa's house so damned cold, the Roaches ice skate around the kitchen.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  304.- Yo Grannie had more men than the grand old duke of york...an...  Yo Grannie had more men than the grand old duke of york...and then some...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  305.- Yo Grannie so damn fat, that if she was an Aeroplane, she'd ...  Yo Grannie so damn fat, that if she was an Aeroplane, she'd be a Jumbo Jet.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  306.- Yo Grannie so damn poor she bounces food stamps....  Yo Grannie so damn poor she bounces food stamps.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  307.- Yo Grannie so dumb she go to the 24-hr convenience store and...  Yo Grannie so dumb she go to the 24-hr convenience store and asks what time do they close...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  308.- Yo Grannie so old Spielberg hired her as historical consulta...  Yo Grannie so old Spielberg hired her as historical consultant on Jurassic Park  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  309.- Yo Grannie so poor that when I asked her what's for dinner, ...  Yo Grannie so poor that when I asked her what's for dinner, she tried to throw ME in the oven!  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  310.- Yo Grannie so stupid she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housi...  Yo Grannie so stupid she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  311.- Yo Grannie's so enormous that when she went to the drycleane...  Yo Grannie's so enormous that when she went to the drycleaners to hand in her underwear, they put up a sign - 'NO PARACHUTES ALLOWED'  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  312.- Yo grannie's so fat, on each of her butt cheeks she has "Pla...  Yo grannie's so fat, on each of her butt cheeks she has "Place Your Ad Here" printed.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  313.- Yo Grannies got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book....  Yo Grannies got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  314.- Yo hairdresser so old she used to cut Betty Rubble's hair...  Yo hairdresser so old she used to cut Betty Rubble's hair  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  315.- Yo half-sister so damn poor even the Republicans were willin...  Yo half-sister so damn poor even the Republicans were willing to give her welfare.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  316.- Yo History teacher so damn old he was co-author of the Dead ...  Yo History teacher so damn old he was co-author of the Dead Sea scrolls  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  317.- Yo idiotic Doctor so damn greasy that he uses Bacon as a ban...  Yo idiotic Doctor so damn greasy that he uses Bacon as a bandaid  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  318.- Yo kid brother so damn ugly that the kids at school have sta...  Yo kid brother so damn ugly that the kids at school have started saying, "Hey Gollum, give us your autograph"  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  319.- Yo kid brother so fat and ugly Peter Jackson offered him the...  Yo kid brother so fat and ugly Peter Jackson offered him the part of the Cave Troll in lord of the rings  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  320.- Yo kid brother so fat he sat on 4 quarters and made a dollar...  Yo kid brother so fat he sat on 4 quarters and made a dollar.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  321.- Yo kid sister got so many rings round her belly that she got...  Yo kid sister got so many rings round her belly that she gotta screw her underware on  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  322.- Yo Lawyer's so fat...we're inside her right now....  Yo Lawyer's so fat...we're inside her right now.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  323.- Yo mam is so stupid - I just aks her about her X-Men and she...  Yo mam is so stupid - I just aks her about her X-Men and she said: "Well, my first baby's daddy was Jimmy...and I still see Johnny on Fridays...."  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  324.- Yo mam like a screen door - after a couple of bangs she tend...  Yo mam like a screen door - after a couple of bangs she tends to loosen up.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  325.- Yo Mam so damn ugly, look like the ho was hit by the whole f...  Yo Mam so damn ugly, look like the ho was hit by the whole freakin Ugly Tree!!!  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  326.- Yo Mama ass so huge she take up 5 rows in the cinema......  Yo Mama ass so huge she take up 5 rows in the cinema...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  327.- Yo mama is so bad, when she got called for jury duty she was...  Yo mama is so bad, when she got called for jury duty she was found guilty.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  328.- Yo mama is so big she tripped over wal-mart and landed on ta...  Yo mama is so big she tripped over wal-mart and landed on target and evey time she passes by the t.v. i miss a seoson of friends  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  329.- Yo mama is so fat she sat on a rainbow and made Skittles!...  Yo mama is so fat she sat on a rainbow and made Skittles!  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  330.- Yo mama like a fast food restaraunt - quick and easy!!!...  Yo mama like a fast food restaraunt - quick and easy!!!  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  331.- Yo mama like a shotgun - five cocks and shes loaded...  Yo mama like a shotgun - five cocks and shes loaded  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  332.- Yo Mama like a television - even a 2 year old can turn her o...  Yo Mama like a television - even a 2 year old can turn her on!  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  333.- Yo mama like nascar - two rubbers and shes ready to ride....  Yo mama like nascar - two rubbers and shes ready to ride.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  334.- Yo mama only got 1 finger and runs around stealing key rings...  Yo mama only got 1 finger and runs around stealing key rings.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  335.- Yo mama should be locked away, cos every time she moons peop...  Yo mama should be locked away, cos every time she moons people they turn into werewolves  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  336.- Yo mama smells so bad, when she went to make friends with a ...  Yo mama smells so bad, when she went to make friends with a skunk, the skunk got hit by a truck on purpose!  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  337.- Yo Mama so damn old she used to Gang Bang with the Flintston...  Yo Mama so damn old she used to Gang Bang with the Flintstones and had an affair with Captain Caveman.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  338.- Yo mama so fat and stupid that she was fired from Forrest Gu...  Yo mama so fat and stupid that she was fired from Forrest Gump cuz she kept eating the box of chocolates.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  339.- Yo mama so fat her logo is "we are family, burger king, mc d...  Yo mama so fat her logo is "we are family, burger king, mc donalds and me..."  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  340.- Yo mama so fat she has all the food caterers on speed dial...  Yo mama so fat she has all the food caterers on speed dial  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  341.- Yo mama so fat that when she went to sea world the little ki...  Yo mama so fat that when she went to sea world the little kids ran away and told their parents that a whale escaped.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  342.- Yo Mama so fat when she steps on a scale it reads "One at a ...  Yo Mama so fat when she steps on a scale it reads "One at a time, please".  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  343.- Yo mama so fat, that when u were born, they had 2 send out a...  Yo mama so fat, that when u were born, they had 2 send out a search party to find ya!  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  344.- Yo Mama so huge that God created her...and on the seventh da...  Yo Mama so huge that God created her...and on the seventh day rested.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  345.- Yo mama so nasty when she masterbates, she gets arrested for...  Yo mama so nasty when she masterbates, she gets arrested for cruelty to animals.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  346.- Yo Mama so old - heck, the first line of the Koran was mistr...  Yo Mama so old - heck, the first line of the Koran was mistranslated - it should read 'All praise is due to Allah, the Lord of the Worlds and Father of Yo' Mama'...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  347.- Yo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and ...  Yo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing she said moving. Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed with her to see how long she slept. Yo mama's so damn stupid on a job application it said "sex" and she wrote Monday wednesday and sometimes friday.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  348.- Yo Mama so poor that she uses tumbleweed as a Xmas tree....  Yo Mama so poor that she uses tumbleweed as a Xmas tree.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  349.- Yo mama so poor that when i stepped on a cigarette she cried...  Yo mama so poor that when i stepped on a cigarette she cried, hey, who turned off the heater.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  350.- Yo mama so stupid and clumsy, she got tangled in a cordless ...  Yo mama so stupid and clumsy, she got tangled in a cordless phone.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  351.- Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and nearly pi...  Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and nearly pissed her pants  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  352.- Yo mama so stupid she put a peep hole in a glass door...  Yo mama so stupid she put a peep hole in a glass door  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  353.- Yo mama so stupid she puts a ruler on her pillow to see how ...  Yo mama so stupid she puts a ruler on her pillow to see how long she slept  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  354.- Yo mama so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch....  Yo mama so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  355.- Yo mama so stupid that she got stabbed in a shoot out....  Yo mama so stupid that she got stabbed in a shoot out.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  356.- Yo Mama So Ugly...  Yo Mama So Ugly  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  357.- Yo mama so0o0o fat, one day she walked out with a yellow rai...  Yo mama so0o0o fat, one day she walked out with a yellow rain jacket on and the children began yelling, "Hey, the School Bus is here!"  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  358.- Yo mama so0o0o fat, she takes baths in the Atlantic Ocean...  Yo mama so0o0o fat, she takes baths in the Atlantic Ocean  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  359.- Yo mama soooo fat, she put on a yellow dress and the kids th...  Yo mama soooo fat, she put on a yellow dress and the kids thought she was the school bus.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  360.- Yo mama soooo poor she can't even pay attention!...  Yo mama soooo poor she can't even pay attention!  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  361.- Yo mama soooo ugly, she works as a double for Saddam Hussein...  Yo mama soooo ugly, she works as a double for Saddam Hussein.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  362.- Yo mama such a bitch, she interned for Clinton....  Yo mama such a bitch, she interned for Clinton.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  363.- Yo mama such a dirty whore that they're having to paternity ...  Yo mama such a dirty whore that they're having to paternity test the whole state of Texas just to find out who yo daddy is!  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  364.- Yo mama's a stunt double for the Predator...  Yo mama's a stunt double for the Predator  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  365.- Yo mama's blind and is seeing another man....  Yo mama's blind and is seeing another man.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  366.- Yo mama's chest hair so damn long, it growing all the way do...  Yo mama's chest hair so damn long, it growing all the way down to her willy.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  367.- Yo mama's glasses are so damn thick she can see into the fut...  Yo mama's glasses are so damn thick she can see into the future.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  368.- Yo mama's got a wooden leg with branches. Yo' baby sister go...  Yo mama's got a wooden leg with branches. Yo' baby sister got more mouth than Julia Roberts  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  369.- Yo mama's like a pirate, there she blows Yo mama is so fat s...  Yo mama's like a pirate, there she blows Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!"  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  370.- Yo mama's like a race car driver...she burns a lot of rubber...  Yo mama's like a race car driver...she burns a lot of rubbers...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  371.- Yo mama's like an elevator - blokes go up and down on her al...  Yo mama's like an elevator - blokes go up and down on her all day. Yo Mother in law so dmamnd Dislexus when I told her to go get some Head and Shoulders...she jump on top of me Shoulders and gave me head!!!  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  372.- Yo mama's like the new AOL 7.0: Fast, fun, oh so easy and yo...  Yo mama's like the new AOL 7.0: Fast, fun, oh so easy and you get 100 hours FREE  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  373.- Yo Mama's sister so ugly that Blind men refuse to have sex w...  Yo Mama's sister so ugly that Blind men refuse to have sex with her.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  374.- Yo mama's so bald, Mr. Clean got jealous....  Yo mama's so bald, Mr. Clean got jealous.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  375.- Yo mama's so bald, when she braids her hair, it remind me of...  Yo mama's so bald, when she braids her hair, it remind me of stitches.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  376.- Yo mama's so clumsy, she got tangled up in a Mobile phone....  Yo mama's so clumsy, she got tangled up in a Mobile phone.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  377.- Yo mama's so damn fat that when she was kidnapped her face c...  Yo mama's so damn fat that when she was kidnapped her face covered every side of the milk carton!  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  378.- Yo Mama's so damn poor, her front porch matt says 'Wel'......  Yo Mama's so damn poor, her front porch matt says 'Wel'...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  379.- Yo Mama's so damn ugly that she turned your dad gay....  Yo Mama's so damn ugly that she turned your dad gay.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  380.- Yo mama's so fat that when she walks across the living room,...  Yo mama's so fat that when she walks across the living room, the radio skips  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  381.- Yo mama's so fat, she ain't on a diet, she's on a Triet - Sh...  Yo mama's so fat, she ain't on a diet, she's on a Triet - She's all like - "Whatever yo eating ... I'll try it!"  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  382.- Yo mama's so fat, she gobbles down Cookies as if they were t...  Yo mama's so fat, she gobbles down Cookies as if they were tic-tacs  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  383.- Yo Mama's so freakin nasty, I talked to her over the PC and ...  Yo Mama's so freakin nasty, I talked to her over the PC and she gave me a virus.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  384.- Yo mama's so large, she went to get an all over tan and the ...  Yo mama's so large, she went to get an all over tan and the sun burned out...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  385.- Yo mama's so nice, she offered me the hair off her back....  Yo mama's so nice, she offered me the hair off her back.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  386.- Yo mama's so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp....  Yo mama's so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  387.- Yo mama's so poor, TV dinner trays are her good china....  Yo mama's so poor, TV dinner trays are her good china.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  388.- Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in I...  Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  389.- Yo mama's so stupid, wait...she had you didn't she!...  Yo mama's so stupid, wait...she had you didn't she!  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  390.- Yo mama's so ugly, hold on....you got a mirror handy???...  Yo mama's so ugly, hold on....you got a mirror handy???  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  391.- Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind man cry!...  Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind man cry!  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  392.- Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow, cars slow down when she smile...  Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow, cars slow down when she smiles! Yo Mama's breath is so bad, she made a tic tac run away!  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  393.- Yo Mamas so damn greasy that she has to use bacon for a band...  Yo Mamas so damn greasy that she has to use bacon for a bandaid.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  394.- Yo mamas so fat she shoved a battery up her ass and yelled "...  Yo mamas so fat she shoved a battery up her ass and yelled "I got the Power!".  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  395.- Yo mamas so hairy wen u were born u almost died of rugburn...  Yo mamas so hairy wen u were born u almost died of rugburn  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  396.- Yo mamma so damn fat that when she traveled back to the dino...  Yo mamma so damn fat that when she traveled back to the dinosaur times and she took a step the dinosaurs said what the hell is happing...oh shit its a real damn earthquake.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  397.- Yo Mamma so damn ugly she makes Anne Ramsey look like J Lo....  Yo Mamma so damn ugly she makes Anne Ramsey look like J Lo.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  398.- Yo mamma so old that in the back seat of your car, kids don'...  Yo mamma so old that in the back seat of your car, kids don't say 'Are we there yet', they scream, 'Is she Dead yet!'  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  399.- Yo mamma so old, fat and hairy, that when she took you to th...  Yo mamma so old, fat and hairy, that when she took you to the zoo the zookeepers thought a silverback Gorilla had abducted you!  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  400.- Yo mamma so ugly, yo daddy would rather kiss her ass before ...  Yo mamma so ugly, yo daddy would rather kiss her ass before going work everyday  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  401.- Yo Mamma's feet so skanky that when your family wants jam pi...  Yo Mamma's feet so skanky that when your family wants jam pieces, she gets yo brother to run a loaf of bread between her toes.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  402.- Yo Mamma's so hairy she just got an armpit trim and lost 20 ...  Yo Mamma's so hairy she just got an armpit trim and lost 20 pounds!  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  403.- Yo Math teacher so old he baby-sat for Pythagorus...  Yo Math teacher so old he baby-sat for Pythagorus  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  404.- Yo Milkman's teeth so damn yellow I can't believe it's not b...  Yo Milkman's teeth so damn yellow I can't believe it's not butter  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  405.- Yo Minister so old he used to get sermon tips from Zeus....  Yo Minister so old he used to get sermon tips from Zeus.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  406.- Yo Minister so stupid he gives Sermons on Genesis....Phil Co...  Yo Minister so stupid he gives Sermons on Genesis....Phil Collins old band...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  407.- Yo Mom so stupid that Oxford had to change the definition of...  Yo Mom so stupid that Oxford had to change the definition of Dumb...it now read: Dumb(n) - yo' Mama  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  408.- Yo moma is so fat when it rains she uses a highway for a sli...  Yo moma is so fat when it rains she uses a highway for a slip 'n' slide  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  409.- Yo moma so fat when she wears a yellow rain coat all the peo...  Yo moma so fat when she wears a yellow rain coat all the people yell "taxi"  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  410.- Yo Moma So Old...  Yo Moma So Old  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  411.- Yo Moma So Poor...  Yo Moma So Poor  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  412.- Yo moma so stupid if she would to speak her mind she would b...  Yo moma so stupid if she would to speak her mind she would be speachless  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  413.- Yo Moma sooooo ugly, I could have been yo Daddy but the dog ...  Yo Moma sooooo ugly, I could have been yo Daddy but the dog beat me under the fence!  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  414.- Yo Moma......  Yo Moma...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  415.- Yo Momma house so small that I put my Key in the doorlock an...  Yo Momma house so small that I put my Key in the doorlock and broke the freakin back window!  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  416.- Yo momma is soooooo stupid, she wears a t-shirt that says "h...  Yo momma is soooooo stupid, she wears a t-shirt that says "hukd on fonicks woorkd fo mi"  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  417.- Yo Momma Like...  Yo Momma Like  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  418.- Yo Momma so damn fat the Police where going to use her as an...  Yo Momma so damn fat the Police where going to use her as an emergency air mattress when Michael Jackson started dangling his baby.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  419.- Yo Momma so Dirty...  Yo Momma so Dirty  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  420.- Yo Momma so fat all chairs in the house have their own seatb...  Yo Momma so fat all chairs in the house have their own seatbelts.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  421.- Yo Momma so Greasy...  Yo Momma so Greasy  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  422.- Yo Momma so mad that she even made Kurt Russell escape from ...  Yo Momma so mad that she even made Kurt Russell escape from LA.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  423.- Yo Momma so Smelly...  Yo Momma so Smelly  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  424.- Yo Momma's like a Snickers bar - packed full with with nuts....  Yo Momma's like a Snickers bar - packed full with with nuts.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  425.- Yo Momma's so ugly that she hurt my feelings......  Yo Momma's so ugly that she hurt my feelings...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  426.- Yo Momma's so ugly, even Sloth from the Goonies wouldn't dat...  Yo Momma's so ugly, even Sloth from the Goonies wouldn't date her.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  427.- Yo Mommy got so many gaps in her teeth it reminds me of Pian...  Yo Mommy got so many gaps in her teeth it reminds me of Piano keys  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  428.- Yo mother in law so bald that when she put on a sweater, fol...  Yo mother in law so bald that when she put on a sweater, folk thought she was a roll on deoderant!  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  429.- Yo Mother in law so hellishly stupid, that Tony Blair is con...  Yo Mother in law so hellishly stupid, that Tony Blair is considering making dumbness a crime, punishable by lethal injection.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  430.- Yo Mother in law so hellishly ugly, that president George W ...  Yo Mother in law so hellishly ugly, that president George W Bush is considering making ugliness a crime, punishable by the electric chair  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  431.- Yo Mother in law so nasty, she got more clap than an auditor...  Yo Mother in law so nasty, she got more clap than an auditorium.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  432.- Yo Mother in law so stinky she use Right Guard and Left Guar...  Yo Mother in law so stinky she use Right Guard and Left Guard.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  433.- Yo Mother in law so stupid I saw her in Safeway's frozen foo...  Yo Mother in law so stupid I saw her in Safeway's frozen food section with a fishing rod  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  434.- Yo Mother in law so yellow you'd think she'd been blowing th...  Yo Mother in law so yellow you'd think she'd been blowing the Simpsons  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  435.- Yo Mother in law's so fat, she was floating in the Atlantic ...  Yo Mother in law's so fat, she was floating in the Atlantic ocean and Spain claimed her as a New World.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  436.- Yo Mother in law's teeth are so yellow, Dorothy and Toto tho...  Yo Mother in law's teeth are so yellow, Dorothy and Toto thought it was the Yellow Brick Road.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  437.- Yo Mother-in-law so stupid, she won first place in the Dan Q...  Yo Mother-in-law so stupid, she won first place in the Dan Quale spelling contest  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  438.- Yo Mother-in-law so ugly, she won first place in the Wookie ...  Yo Mother-in-law so ugly, she won first place in the Wookie lookalike contest.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  439.- Yo Music teacher so freakin Fat that she whistles Bass...  Yo Music teacher so freakin Fat that she whistles Bass  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  440.- Yo Nana so ghetto she washes paper plates....  Yo Nana so ghetto she washes paper plates.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  441.- Yo Nana so old she the only Creature in Jurassic Park they n...  Yo Nana so old she the only Creature in Jurassic Park they never had to animate  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  442.- Yo Nana so sickenly poor I walks into her house, asked to us...  Yo Nana so sickenly poor I walks into her house, asked to use the toilet and she hand me 2 large sticks. I ask what they're for and she says: "Use one to hold up the ceiling...use the other to fight off the cockroaches..."  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  443.- Yo Nana so ugly she didn't get hit with an ugly stick, but w...  Yo Nana so ugly she didn't get hit with an ugly stick, but with THE ugly log.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  444.- Yo Nana still so fat she wears a Microwave as a beeper....  Yo Nana still so fat she wears a Microwave as a beeper.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  445.- Yo older sis getting so poor she's planning on getting marri...  Yo older sis getting so poor she's planning on getting married...just so she can get the rice at the wedding.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  446.- Yo older sister so ugly that Mommy had to feed her with a fi...  Yo older sister so ugly that Mommy had to feed her with a fishing rod.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  447.- Yo Papa's like an old arcade machine - toss in a quarter and...  Yo Papa's like an old arcade machine - toss in a quarter and you can play with his joystick.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  448.- Yo Papa's so large when you climb on top of him your ears po...  Yo Papa's so large when you climb on top of him your ears pop.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  449.- Yo Papa's so short, he tried to commit suicide with a pin....  Yo Papa's so short, he tried to commit suicide with a pin.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  450.- Yo PE teacher has one arm and swims round in circles...  Yo PE teacher has one arm and swims round in circles  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  451.- Yo Politics professor so stupid he ask George W Bush to gues...  Yo Politics professor so stupid he ask George W Bush to guest lecture on Government 101.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  452.- Yo Poppa so old and ugly they call him Captain Caveman...  Yo Poppa so old and ugly they call him Captain Caveman  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  453.- Yo Poppa so poor his idea of Desert was to go outside and co...  Yo Poppa so poor his idea of Desert was to go outside and collect the 'yellow snow'...and yo loved it, didn't ya!  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  454.- Yo Poppa so stupid he studied for a Dope test!...  Yo Poppa so stupid he studied for a Dope test!  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  455.- Yo Poppa so ugly he turned Medusa to Stone....  Yo Poppa so ugly he turned Medusa to Stone.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  456.- Yo Postman so fat he got his very own Post Code...  Yo Postman so fat he got his very own Post Code  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  457.- Yo Postman so freakin ugly he made the guard dogs shit thems...  Yo Postman so freakin ugly he made the guard dogs shit themselves.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  458.- Yo Postman so stupid that on his recorded delivery form wher...  Yo Postman so stupid that on his recorded delivery form where it says 'Don't write below dotted line', he puts 'OK'  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  459.- Yo Priest got ears so big he gets satellite reception....  Yo Priest got ears so big he gets satellite reception.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  460.- Yo Priest so fat, when he bungee jumped he went straight to ...  Yo Priest so fat, when he bungee jumped he went straight to hell...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  461.- Yo Priest so old he's got Adam and Eve's autograph...  Yo Priest so old he's got Adam and Eve's autograph  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  462.- Yo Priest so poor he uses cardboard and ribena as bread and ...  Yo Priest so poor he uses cardboard and ribena as bread and wine substitutes.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  463.- Yo Priest so stupid I saw him worshiping at the feet of Davi...  Yo Priest so stupid I saw him worshiping at the feet of David Copperfield  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  464.- Yo Priest so ugly that he have to give his Sermon from insid...  Yo Priest so ugly that he have to give his Sermon from inside the Confessional Box.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  465.- Yo Reverand so poor the congregation run over animals outsid...  Yo Reverand so poor the congregation run over animals outside the church just to help with food...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  466.- Yo Reverand so stupid he asks David Ike for advice...  Yo Reverand so stupid he asks David Ike for advice  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  467.- Yo secretary is like an ATM machine - open 24 hours......  Yo secretary is like an ATM machine - open 24 hours...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  468.- Yo Sis so Monstrous she uses Soccer balls for earrings....  Yo Sis so Monstrous she uses Soccer balls for earrings.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  469.- Yo Sista like a mailbox, open all day and all night......  Yo Sista like a mailbox, open all day and all night...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  470.- Yo sista so damn stupid on her last job application where it...  Yo sista so damn stupid on her last job application where it said 'Sex?' she marked "M, F, and occasionally on a Thursday too.."  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  471.- Yo sista so fat that she gets runs in her Levi's...  Yo sista so fat that she gets runs in her Levi's  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  472.- Yo Sista so fat the National Weather Agency assigns names to...  Yo Sista so fat the National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  473.- Yo sister is so po...shit, she can't even afford them last 2...  Yo sister is so po...shit, she can't even afford them last 2 letters!  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  474.- Yo Sister so dumb that she thought Taco Bell was Mexican pho...  Yo Sister so dumb that she thought Taco Bell was Mexican phone company.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  475.- Yo Sister so fat she got a new job DJ'ing for the Ice Cream ...  Yo Sister so fat she got a new job DJ'ing for the Ice Cream Van.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  476.- Yo Sister so fat that even Richard Simmons can't help laughi...  Yo Sister so fat that even Richard Simmons can't help laughing  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  477.- Yo sister so old she's more ancient than everything seen on ...  Yo sister so old she's more ancient than everything seen on the Antiques Road Show  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  478.- Yo Sister so Ugly that George Lucas cast her in Star Wars 3 ...  Yo Sister so Ugly that George Lucas cast her in Star Wars 3 as Jabbas wife - without the need for a costume.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  479.- Yo Sister's so stupid she could trip over a cordless telepho...  Yo Sister's so stupid she could trip over a cordless telephone.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  480.- Yo Sister's so ugly that she must been conceived on the Moto...  Yo Sister's so ugly that she must been conceived on the Motorway - ain't that where most accidents happen?  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  481.- Yo Sister-in-law like a chicken coop - cocks flyin in and ou...  Yo Sister-in-law like a chicken coop - cocks flyin in and out all day...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  482.- Yo Star Trek fan so fat he make Riker's beer belly look 2 at...  Yo Star Trek fan so fat he make Riker's beer belly look 2 atoms thick  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  483.- Yo Star Trek nerd so hairy she make Chewbacca look like Jean...  Yo Star Trek nerd so hairy she make Chewbacca look like Jean Luc Picard.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  484.- Yo Star wars geeky friend so damn hairy, she's a stunt doubl...  Yo Star wars geeky friend so damn hairy, she's a stunt double for Chewbacca and her baby daughter played the leader of the Ewoks (no makeup needed).  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  485.- Yo teacher so stupid she booked herself into the Bettie Ford...  Yo teacher so stupid she booked herself into the Bettie Ford clinic cos she thought she was Hooked On Phonics.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  486.- Yo Teacher so ugly when she walks into the Building Society ...  Yo Teacher so ugly when she walks into the Building Society they turn off the CCTV cameras.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  487.- Yo Uncle so astonishingly stupid that he thought Nestle Chee...  Yo Uncle so astonishingly stupid that he thought Nestle Cheerio's were a new type of Donut Seed  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  488.- Yo Uncle so astonishingly ugly that whenever he comes over a...  Yo Uncle so astonishingly ugly that whenever he comes over and goes to your bathroom, the toilet flushes.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  489.- Yo Uncle so poor I went into his house, swatted a pesky fire...  Yo Uncle so poor I went into his house, swatted a pesky firefly and he screamed - "Who turned out the lights?"  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  490.- Yo Uncle so stupid...heck, he marry your Auntie for christ s...  Yo Uncle so stupid...heck, he marry your Auntie for christ sake!  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  491.- Yo Uncle so ugly, Spielberg wants him in Addams Family 3...  Yo Uncle so ugly, Spielberg wants him in Addams Family 3  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  492.- Yo wee brother so damn hairy that he went for a short back a...  Yo wee brother so damn hairy that he went for a short back and sides and lost 30 pounds...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  493.- Yo Wife got more weave than a dog in rush hour traffic....  Yo Wife got more weave than a dog in rush hour traffic.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  494.- Yo Wife so fat she fell off a boat and the Captain yelled, "...  Yo Wife so fat she fell off a boat and the Captain yelled, "Land Ahoy!!!"  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  495.- Yo wife so fat she got more nooks and Crannies than a Plough...  Yo wife so fat she got more nooks and Crannies than a Ploughman's pastry  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  496.- Yo' accountant so darn stupid he thinks a Quarterback is an ...  Yo' accountant so darn stupid he thinks a Quarterback is an income tax refund.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 1      SMS Message posted by Admin  497.- Yo' Astronomer so fat she plays pool with Venus....and Neptu...  Yo' Astronomer so fat she plays pool with Venus....and Neptune...and pluto...and...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  498.- Yo' Baker so freakin fat he masturbates when reading cookboo...  Yo' Baker so freakin fat he masturbates when reading cookbooks  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  499.- Yo' best friend so idiotic she thoughtt Menopause was a butt...  Yo' best friend so idiotic she thoughtt Menopause was a button on her walkman.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  500.- Yo' best friend so poor he have to fart just to get a scent ...  Yo' best friend so poor he have to fart just to get a scent (cent).  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  501.- Yo' big brother so old, he used to run Track with dinosaurs....  Yo' big brother so old, he used to run Track with dinosaurs.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  502.- Yo' Boy next door got an Afro with a turn signal in it....  Yo' Boy next door got an Afro with a turn signal in it.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  503.- Yo' Cleaner so poor she can't afford a mop - she stands on h...  Yo' Cleaner so poor she can't afford a mop - she stands on her head in order to mop the floor...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  504.- Yo' Cousin like a Penny...she ain't worth two bob....  Yo' Cousin like a Penny...she ain't worth two bob.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  505.- Yo' ex-girlfriend just like a squirrel - she always got some...  Yo' ex-girlfriend just like a squirrel - she always got some nuts in her mouth...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  506.- Yo' Father in law so idiotic that he took a spoon to the sup...  Yo' Father in law so idiotic that he took a spoon to the superbowl.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  507.- Yo' Father in law so ugly that his American Express card lef...  Yo' Father in law so ugly that his American Express card left home without him...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  508.- Yo' Grannies neck so damn wrinkled, I use it as a cheese gra...  Yo' Grannies neck so damn wrinkled, I use it as a cheese grater.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  509.- Yo' home helper so old she was once a waitress at the last s...  Yo' home helper so old she was once a waitress at the last supper  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  510.- Yo' humor webmaster so desperate for money he got a wooden l...  Yo' humor webmaster so desperate for money he got a wooden leg with advertisements stapled to it.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  511.- Yo' kid brother so hairy, when I took him to the zoo the gor...  Yo' kid brother so hairy, when I took him to the zoo the gorillas went ape shit thinking I had stole one of their babies...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  512.- Yo' mama breath so disgustingly bad that she needs Freshmint...  Yo' mama breath so disgustingly bad that she needs Freshmints with batteries in it  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  513.- Yo' mama so dumb she got locked inside Matress World and sle...  Yo' mama so dumb she got locked inside Matress World and slept on the floor.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  514.- Yo' Mamma is so fat she uses a VHS as a beeper!...  Yo' Mamma is so fat she uses a VHS as a beeper!  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  515.- Yo' mamma so ugly she got arrested for vandalizing a mirror ...  Yo' mamma so ugly she got arrested for vandalizing a mirror shop.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  516.- Yo' Mommy so poor I went over for dinner, saw 3 beans on the...  Yo' Mommy so poor I went over for dinner, saw 3 beans on the table...took one and she said - "Don't be greedy!"  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  517.- yo' Mother in law so old she the only one at the old folks h...  yo' Mother in law so old she the only one at the old folks home with a senior citizens discount.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  518.- Yo' mother-in-law so ancient she's in Jesus's yearbook!...  Yo' mother-in-law so ancient she's in Jesus's yearbook!  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  519.- Yo' Mum so ugli that even Prince Charming refuses to kiss he...  Yo' Mum so ugli that even Prince Charming refuses to kiss her - he'd rather live as a frog.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  520.- Yo' Nana's teeth so damb black you'd think she had coal for ...  Yo' Nana's teeth so damb black you'd think she had coal for her dinner  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  521.- Yo' Papa so ancient that Mel Gibson hired him to offer insig...  Yo' Papa so ancient that Mel Gibson hired him to offer insights on what life was like with William Wallace  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  522.- Yo' papa so damn strange that he invented a water-proof teab...  Yo' papa so damn strange that he invented a water-proof teabag.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  523.- Yo' Sista's just like a like a Popsicle - everybody wants a ...  Yo' Sista's just like a like a Popsicle - everybody wants a fuckin lick!  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  524.- Yo' Sister is so insanely stupid that last week she asked me...  Yo' Sister is so insanely stupid that last week she asked me to go to the lost and found with her when she missed her period.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  525.- Yo' so poor, you get more government handouts than an Englis...  Yo' so poor, you get more government handouts than an English farmer  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  526.- Yo'momma so ugly she actually is very good at her job: Being...  Yo'momma so ugly she actually is very good at her job: Being a scarecrow  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  527.- Yomomma so hairy that when she puts her arm to her side it l...  Yomomma so hairy that when she puts her arm to her side it looks like she has Don King in a headlock.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  528.- You Auntie's so poor she gotta live in a 2-story Dorritos ba...  You Auntie's so poor she gotta live in a 2-story Dorritos bag...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  529.- You Biology teacher so freakin stupid she thinks that DNA is...  You Biology teacher so freakin stupid she thinks that DNA is the National Dyslexics Association.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  530.- You brother so hairy Big foot is taking his picture.....  You brother so hairy Big foot is taking his picture..  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  531.- You Computer Geek friend got one tooth and they call him Cho...  You Computer Geek friend got one tooth and they call him Chomping-at-the-Bits  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  532.- You cousin so fat she's on Both sides of the family....  You cousin so fat she's on Both sides of the family.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  533.- You cousin so stupid I told him to take out the garbage...so...  You cousin so stupid I told him to take out the garbage...so he moved house...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  534.- You cousin so ugly that when he threw a boomerang, it refuse...  You cousin so ugly that when he threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  535.- You Dog so old it farts out dust....  You Dog so old it farts out dust.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  536.- You family so poor you's live in a 2-story Cracker Jack box....  You family so poor you's live in a 2-story Cracker Jack box.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  537.- You Gardener so old she uses T-Rex dropping as fertilizer....  You Gardener so old she uses T-Rex dropping as fertilizer.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  538.- You geeky Star Wars girlfriend got more bum fur than an Ewok...  You geeky Star Wars girlfriend got more bum fur than an Ewok.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  539.- You got no arms, no legs, and when you go swimming they call...  You got no arms, no legs, and when you go swimming they call you Bob  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  540.- You gotta tell yo moma to stop changing lipstick color - I'm...  You gotta tell yo moma to stop changing lipstick color - I'm now getting a freakin Rainbow on my d**k!  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  541.- You Grandma's so stupid when I tell her it's chilly outside,...  You Grandma's so stupid when I tell her it's chilly outside, she goes to fetch a bowl.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  542.- You Grandma's so Ugly her Shrink makes her lie face down on ...  You Grandma's so Ugly her Shrink makes her lie face down on the couch.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  543.- You liked that mama joke didn't ya? Good?...well, nowhere ne...  You liked that mama joke didn't ya? Good?...well, nowhere near as good as Yo Mama was last night :)  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  544.- You mama so fat she stepped on an airplane and it turned int...  You mama so fat she stepped on an airplane and it turned into a submarine  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  545.- You mama's so daft she thought Chubby Checkers was a game fo...  You mama's so daft she thought Chubby Checkers was a game for fat people.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  546.- You Momma so fat and stupid that her waist is bigger than he...  You Momma so fat and stupid that her waist is bigger than her I.Q.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  547.- You Mommy so hairy she's got afros on her nipples....  You Mommy so hairy she's got afros on her nipples.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  548.- You Nana so fat that when she went for a swim in the ocean s...  You Nana so fat that when she went for a swim in the ocean she caused a 60 foot tidal wave.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  549.- You Nose so damn big that we use yer snotters as Footballs....  You Nose so damn big that we use yer snotters as Footballs.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  550.- you papa throws the ugly stick and she goes fetches it every...  you papa throws the ugly stick and she goes fetches it every time.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  551.- You Postman so damn old his zip code is 00001....  You Postman so damn old his zip code is 00001.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  552.- You so old you used to gang bang wid the Flintstones...  You so old you used to gang bang wid the Flintstones  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  553.- You so piss poor...hold on, you don't have a pot to piss in ...  You so piss poor...hold on, you don't have a pot to piss in or even a window to throw it out of...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  554.- You so skinny, you turned sideways and disappeared....  You so skinny, you turned sideways and disappeared.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  555.- You so ugly when a friend walked you into school the teacher...  You so ugly when a friend walked you into school the teachers said sorry no pets aloud!  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  556.- You Star Wars friend so insanely poor that I walked into his...  You Star Wars friend so insanely poor that I walked into his house, asked to use the bathroom, and he handed me a shovel saying: "May the force be with you."  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  557.- You Wife got more crack than harlem...  You Wife got more crack than harlem  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  558.- You' big brother so damn stupid that on his last job applica...  You' big brother so damn stupid that on his last job application, under emergency contact he put 999 (911).  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  559.- You're so poor even Beggars give you money....  You're so poor even Beggars give you money.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  560.- Your Aunt Mary just like a birthday cake - everybody gets a ...  Your Aunt Mary just like a birthday cake - everybody gets a piece...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  561.- Your Auntie got one leg...and folk call her Eileen...  Your Auntie got one leg...and folk call her Eileen  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  562.- Your Aunties so old that when God said 'let there be light',...  Your Aunties so old that when God said 'let there be light', she was the one flicking on the light switch.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  563.- Your Big sis like the Bermuda triangle...they swallow a whol...  Your Big sis like the Bermuda triangle...they swallow a whole lotta seamen.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  564.- Your Big Sister so god awfully stupid that they had to burn ...  Your Big Sister so god awfully stupid that they had to burn her school down just to get her out of 3rd grade.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  565.- Your boyfriend so fat he hasn't seen his feet for 10 years...  Your boyfriend so fat he hasn't seen his feet for 10 years  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  566.- Your Computer Repairman so stupid he picks up your floppy's ...  Your Computer Repairman so stupid he picks up your floppy's with magnets  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  567.- Your Dentist made yo teeth so crooked you use them to cut ch...  Your Dentist made yo teeth so crooked you use them to cut chain at the DIY store.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  568.- Your doctor's so stupid he uses his mp3 player as a stethosc...  Your doctor's so stupid he uses his mp3 player as a stethoscope  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  569.- Your doctor's so ugly she manages to give Freddy Kreuger Nig...  Your doctor's so ugly she manages to give Freddy Kreuger Nightmares!  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  570.- Your Dog's so stupid he bury's his own tail...  Your Dog's so stupid he bury's his own tail  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  571.- Your Dog's so ugly as yo Momma that I had to shave its arse ...  Your Dog's so ugly as yo Momma that I had to shave its arse and make it walk backwards...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  572.- Your Girlfriend's so insanely ugly that I can screw her in a...  Your Girlfriend's so insanely ugly that I can screw her in any position and it's still Doggy-style!  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  573.- Your Girlfriend's so old, she invented the term 'oldest prof...  Your Girlfriend's so old, she invented the term 'oldest profession in the world'  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  574.- Your Grandpa so achingly stupid he think Beirut is a famous ...  Your Grandpa so achingly stupid he think Beirut is a famous baseballer.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  575.- Your Grandpa so freakin stupid he sent me a fax with a 1st c...  Your Grandpa so freakin stupid he sent me a fax with a 1st class stamp on it!  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  576.- Your Grandpa so freakin ugly that when he gets up in the mor...  Your Grandpa so freakin ugly that when he gets up in the mornin, the Sun goes down.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  577.- Your Grandpa's so hairy, Jane Goodall follows him around....  Your Grandpa's so hairy, Jane Goodall follows him around.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  578.- Your house is so disgusting that I tripped over a rat, got b...  Your house is so disgusting that I tripped over a rat, got bitten by a tarantula and to top it off - the cockroaches nicked ma wallet...  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  579.- Your IM buddies so damn stanky, I can smell them over the in...  Your IM buddies so damn stanky, I can smell them over the interweb  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  580.- Your jokes are so corny that the corns on your toes got jeal...  Your jokes are so corny that the corns on your toes got jealous. Yo mama so ugly when she looked out the window she was arrested for 1st degree murder.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  581.- Your kid bro got more crust round his mouth than a bucket of...  Your kid bro got more crust round his mouth than a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  582.- Your kid bro so stupid he try to strangle himself with his m...  Your kid bro so stupid he try to strangle himself with his mobile phone.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  583.- Your kid bro so ugly that for Halloween he tricks or treats ...  Your kid bro so ugly that for Halloween he tricks or treats on his mobile phone!  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  584.- Your Kid Sister so damn stupid she put your puppy in the ove...  Your Kid Sister so damn stupid she put your puppy in the oven to make a Hot Dog.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  585.- Your Kid sister so damn stupid she stands up on an empty Sch...  Your Kid sister so damn stupid she stands up on an empty School bus.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  586.- Your Kid sister so damn ugly that when she sits on a sand du...  Your Kid sister so damn ugly that when she sits on a sand dune at the beach, the cats try to bury her.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  587.- Your Kid Sister so fat the Japanese Sumo Wrestling squad had...  Your Kid Sister so fat the Japanese Sumo Wrestling squad had to turn her down.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  588.- Your kid so ugly the Doctor is STILL smacking his ass....  Your kid so ugly the Doctor is STILL smacking his ass.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  589.- Your lecturer so poor he uses his cardboard box as a blackbo...  Your lecturer so poor he uses his cardboard box as a blackboard.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  590.- Your Mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the super bowl....  Your Mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the super bowl.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  591.- Your Mama So Fat...  Your Mama So Fat  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  592.- Your mama so stupid when she saw a kid dress as a devil in h...  Your mama so stupid when she saw a kid dress as a devil in halloween she thouth she was in hell  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  593.- Your mama's so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the sc...  Your mama's so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  594.- Your mamma's so fat, the body snatchers called home for back...  Your mamma's so fat, the body snatchers called home for backup.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  595.- Your Mom so fat she uses a bed mattress for a maxipad...  Your Mom so fat she uses a bed mattress for a maxipad  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  596.- Your moma's so stupid she thinks a 17 inch Admiral is a well...  Your moma's so stupid she thinks a 17 inch Admiral is a well hung sailor.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  597.- Your Mommas so fat, when it says All you can eat it still ai...  Your Mommas so fat, when it says All you can eat it still ain't enough.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  598.- Your mommas so old someone told her to act her age and she d...  Your mommas so old someone told her to act her age and she died  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  599.- Your moms so ugly the mailman mistacked her as the dog....  Your moms so ugly the mailman mistacked her as the dog.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  600.- Your mother-in-law so freakin old she's got ROman Numerals o...  Your mother-in-law so freakin old she's got ROman Numerals on her birth certificate  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  601.- Your Mummy like Blockbuster Video - everybody goes home happ...  Your Mummy like Blockbuster Video - everybody goes home happy.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  602.- Your pet Cat so freakin nasty it bit ma dog and gave it rabi...  Your pet Cat so freakin nasty it bit ma dog and gave it rabies.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  603.- Your pimp so poor he just bought an imitation of a fake Role...  Your pimp so poor he just bought an imitation of a fake Rolex  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  604.- Your sister is so ugly she reminds me of your mom....  Your sister is so ugly she reminds me of your mom.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  605.- Your sister-in-law so god awful ugly that Durex want to use ...  Your sister-in-law so god awful ugly that Durex want to use her as a poster child.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  606.- Your so ugly even the Elephant Man makes jokes about ye!...  Your so ugly even the Elephant Man makes jokes about ye!  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  607.- Your Teachers so poor she can't even afford to pay attention...  Your Teachers so poor she can't even afford to pay attention.  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0      SMS Message posted by Admin  608.- Your Wife getting so old she startin to fart out Mummy dust...  Your Wife getting so old she startin to fart out Mummy dust  Rate: 0 ,  Emailed: 0

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