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1.- "At school we had a name for guys who were 'trying to get in... "At school we had a name for guys who were 'trying to get in touch with themselves'."
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2.- "Bo Derek turned down the role of Helen Keller because she c... "Bo Derek turned down the role of Helen Keller because she couldn't remember the lines."
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3.- "Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearin... "Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus."
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4.- "Denial ain't just a river in Egypt."... "Denial ain't just a river in Egypt."
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5.- "Happiness is sitting down to watch slides of your neighbor'... "Happiness is sitting down to watch slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out he spent two weeks at a nudist colony."
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6.- "He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news."... "He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news."
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7.- "If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, how come h... "If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?"
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8.- "It's not the people who are in prison that worry me. It's t... "It's not the people who are in prison that worry me. It's the people who aren't."
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9.- "Mr Anaesthetist, if the patient can stay awake, surely you ... "Mr Anaesthetist, if the patient can stay awake, surely you can."
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10.- "My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her ... "My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father."
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11.- "The flashier kind of widow may insist only only sleeping wi... "The flashier kind of widow may insist only only sleeping with black men during the first year after death."
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12.- "There's no bigger fan of the opposite sex than me, and I ha... "There's no bigger fan of the opposite sex than me, and I have the bills to prove it."
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13.- "We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the su... "We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like."
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14.- A fool may be known by six things :anger without cause, spee... A fool may be known by six things :anger without cause, speech without profit, change without progress, enquiry without object, putting trust in a stranger, mistaking foes for friends. DO YOU HAVE ANY OF THE ABOVE QUALITIES??????
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15.- A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.... A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
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16.- A hero is no braver than a ordinary man, but he is braver fi... A hero is no braver than a ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer-R W Emerson.
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17.- A person in front of whom you dare to be yourself is you tru... A person in front of whom you dare to be yourself is you trues friend.
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18.- Anger is a short madness. Don't allow it to ruin longstandin... Anger is a short madness. Don't allow it to ruin longstanding reations.
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19.- ANGER is only one letter shorter than DANGER.... ANGER is only one letter shorter than DANGER.
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20.- As a final incentive before giving up a difficult task,try t... As a final incentive before giving up a difficult task,try to imagine it succeessfully accompliced by someone you voilently hate
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21.- As heat conserved is transmitted into energy, so can anger c... As heat conserved is transmitted into energy, so can anger controlled can be transmitted into a power which can move the world.
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22.- Be clean in all matters and you will never be ashamed.... Be clean in all matters and you will never be ashamed.
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23.- Be glad and rejoice in the other fellow's success. Study his... Be glad and rejoice in the other fellow's success. Study his methods.
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24.- Be nice to you sibling. They are your best link to your past... Be nice to you sibling. They are your best link to your past.
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25.- Be prepared and some day your chance will come.... Be prepared and some day your chance will come.
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26.- Be sure you are right and then go ahead.... Be sure you are right and then go ahead.
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27.- Be thankful if you have a job that is harder than you like. ... Be thankful if you have a job that is harder than you like. A razor cannot be sharpened on a velvet.
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28.- Be there when people need you.... Be there when people need you.
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29.- Be true to yourself and others. Do not try to appear better ... Be true to yourself and others. Do not try to appear better or greater than what you are.
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30.- Between two evils, choose neither. Between two goods, choose... Between two evils, choose neither. Between two goods, choose both
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31.- Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?... Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
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32.- Do not attempt to do a thing unless you are sure of yourself... Do not attempt to do a thing unless you are sure of yourself; but don't relinquish it simply because someone else is not sure of you.
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33.- Do not do to others that which would anger you if others did... Do not do to others that which would anger you if others did it to you0D
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34.- Do not express dislike for a person when (s)he is not presen... Do not express dislike for a person when (s)he is not present to offer a defence.
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35.- Do not worry about failure. Worry about all the chances you ... Do not worry about failure. Worry about all the chances you miss when you don't try.
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36.- Do u ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slow... Do u ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than u is an idiot and everyone driving faster than u is a maniac?
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37.- Don't be reckless with other peoples hearts and don't put on... Don't be reckless with other peoples hearts and don't put on with people who are recless with yours.
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38.- DON'T ever give up before you have solved the problem you ar... DON'T ever give up before you have solved the problem you are facing.
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39.- Don't expect anyone else to support you at any point.... Don't expect anyone else to support you at any point.
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40.- Don't say things. What you are stands over you and thunders,... Don't say things. What you are stands over you and thunders, so nobody would hear what you say on the contrary.
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41.- Don't waste your time with jealousy. Sometimes you are ahead... Don't waste your time with jealousy. Sometimes you are ahead, sometimes behind. The race is lomg and in the end its only with yourself.
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42.- Dream as if you will live forever. Live as if you will die t... Dream as if you will live forever. Live as if you will die today.
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43.- Duty pays you. Safety saves you.... Duty pays you. Safety saves you.
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44.- Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.... Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
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45.- Every good thought is a star which leads you on, shining in ... Every good thought is a star which leads you on, shining in the dark, making your pathway radiant.
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46.- Face the situation fearlessly and soon there will be no situ... Face the situation fearlessly and soon there will be no situation to face.
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47.- Failure establishes only this, that our determination to suc... Failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough.
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48.- For every minute of anger you lose sixty seconds of happines... For every minute of anger you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
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49.- For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to... For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
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50.- Forget injuries, but never forget kindness... Forget injuries, but never forget kindness
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51.- Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that... Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks
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52.- Honour the chief. There must be a head of everything.... Honour the chief. There must be a head of everything.
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53.- I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.... I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
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54.- I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.... I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
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55.- I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was... I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
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56.- I want to die sleeping, just like my grandfather ..... Not y... I want to die sleeping, just like my grandfather ..... Not yelling and
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57.- I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wor... I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
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58.- I'm so unlucky that if I was to fall into a barrel of nipple... I'm so unlucky that if I was to fall into a barrel of nipples I'd come out sucking my thumb.
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59.- I'm sweet like sugar, soft like suede, but unlike Nintendo, ... I'm sweet like sugar, soft like suede, but unlike Nintendo, I never get played.
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60.- I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.... I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
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61.- If hardwork is you weapon then success will be you slave.... If hardwork is you weapon then success will be you slave.
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62.- If I throw a stick, will you leave?... If I throw a stick, will you leave?
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63.- If I told you that you remind me of my mom, would you tuck m... If I told you that you remind me of my mom, would you tuck me in bed tonight?
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64.- If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put... If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cats.
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65.- If you are too careful, you are so occupied in being careful... If you are too careful, you are so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble upon something-Gertrude Stein.
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66.- If you don't think every day is a good day try missing one!... If you don't think every day is a good day try missing one!
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67.- If you shed tears when you miss the sun; you also miss the s... If you shed tears when you miss the sun; you also miss the stars.
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68.- If you want people to think well of you do not speak well of... If you want people to think well of you do not speak well of yourself.
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69.- Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep. Im ... Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep. Im not half as thunk as u drink. I fool so feelish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get
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70.- In life knowing how to lose is just as important as knowing ... In life knowing how to lose is just as important as knowing how to win.
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71.- In success and failure, in sunshine and rain, in prosperity ... In success and failure, in sunshine and rain, in prosperity and adversity be at peace with the world and with yourself.
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72.- Instead of feeling inferior because someone else can do some... Instead of feeling inferior because someone else can do something you cannot do, concentrate on what you can do that others cannot.
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73.- It is attitude rather than your aptitude which determines yo... It is attitude rather than your aptitude which determines your altitude.
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74.- It is better for us to feel bad rather than to make others f... It is better for us to feel bad rather than to make others feel bad.
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75.- It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved f... It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for wt you are not.
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76.- It is better to forget and smile rather than remember and be... It is better to forget and smile rather than remember and be sad.
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77.- It is important to follow rules rather than to make rules.... It is important to follow rules rather than to make rules.
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78.- Learn something new each day-keep your eyes, ears and most o... Learn something new each day-keep your eyes, ears and most of all your mind open.
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79.- Learn to hide your heartaches and woes under a pleasant smil... Learn to hide your heartaches and woes under a pleasant smile.
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80.- Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.... Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.
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81.- Love does doath in liking and is mad in loathing,... Love does doath in liking and is mad in loathing,
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82.- Love indeed is everything, yet indeed is nothing.... Love indeed is everything, yet indeed is nothing.
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83.- Love is all in fire and yet freezing,... Love is all in fire and yet freezing,
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84.- Love is ever sick and yet is never dying,... Love is ever sick and yet is never dying,
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85.- Love is ever true and yet is ever lying,... Love is ever true and yet is ever lying,
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86.- Love is much in winnig , but is more in loosing.... Love is much in winnig , but is more in loosing.
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87.- Love is only chatter. Friends are all that matters.... Love is only chatter. Friends are all that matters.
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88.- Loyalty to friends and loyalty to certain basic principles a... Loyalty to friends and loyalty to certain basic principles are essential to success in any sphere.
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89.- Miracles do occur, but one has to work hard for them to happ... Miracles do occur, but one has to work hard for them to happen.
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90.- Mistakes fail in their missin of helping the person who blam... Mistakes fail in their missin of helping the person who blames them on others.
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91.- Never express to the world what you can do. Show the world b... Never express to the world what you can do. Show the world by doing it.
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92.- Never fear shadows. They simply mean there is some light nea... Never fear shadows. They simply mean there is some light near by.
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93.- Nothing is bad but it might have been worse.... Nothing is bad but it might have been worse.
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94.- Our errors are steps on the way.... Our errors are steps on the way.
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95.- Our prayers should be for blessing in general, for God knows... Our prayers should be for blessing in general, for God knows best what is good for us.
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96.- Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.... Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
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97.- People who believe a problem can be solved tend to become bu... People who believe a problem can be solved tend to become busy solving it.
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98.- Pray as if everything depended work as if everything depende... Pray as if everything depended work as if everything depended on you.
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99.- Prayer is the first duty in life; And to plead lack of time ... Prayer is the first duty in life; And to plead lack of time for it is an insult to GOD.
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100.- Sarcasm is just one more service we offer... Sarcasm is just one more service we offer
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101.- Saying "I did not find time " shows you did not WISH to do i... Saying "I did not find time " shows you did not WISH to do it.
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102.- See that you are needed to atleast one person in life.... See that you are needed to atleast one person in life.
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103.- Shoot for the moon... cause even if you miss you will end up... Shoot for the moon... cause even if you miss you will end up in the stars-Les Brown.
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104.- Show appreciation of the smallest services by your loved one... Show appreciation of the smallest services by your loved ones and employees.
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105.- Stand for truth even at the expense of losing popularity.... Stand for truth even at the expense of losing popularity.
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106.- Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets ... Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.
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107.- Take time to be friendly-it is a way of happiness... Take time to be friendly-it is a way of happiness
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108.- Take time to look- it is price of success... Take time to look- it is price of success
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109.- Take time to read-it is a source of wisdom... Take time to read-it is a source of wisdom
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110.- Take time to think-it is a source of power... Take time to think-it is a source of power
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111.- Thankfulness should be expressed, but you shouldn't ask for ... Thankfulness should be expressed, but you shouldn't ask for it.
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112.- That sorrow is heavy which bows the head, when love is alive... That sorrow is heavy which bows the head, when love is alive nad hope is dead.
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113.- The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget i... The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
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114.- The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth ... The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat.
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115.- The heart has its reasons, which, reason does not know.... The heart has its reasons, which, reason does not know.
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116.- The higher we are places, the more humble should we walk.... The higher we are places, the more humble should we walk.
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117.- The man who has done less than his best have done nothing.39... The man who has done less than his best have done nothing.39.The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.
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118.- The more hot arguments you win the more good friends you los... The more hot arguments you win the more good friends you lose.
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119.- The shortest way to do many thing is to do a single thing at... The shortest way to do many thing is to do a single thing at a time.
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120.- The truth that's tild with bad intent beats all lies you can... The truth that's tild with bad intent beats all lies you can invent.
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121.- The way you manage your time determnes your success or failu... The way you manage your time determnes your success or failure as a man.
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122.- There is no substitute for hard work.... There is no substitute for hard work.
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123.- Think in the morning, do it in the afternoon, eat in the eve... Think in the morning, do it in the afternoon, eat in the evening,sleep in the night.
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124.- Think more about what you can make happen than about what ha... Think more about what you can make happen than about what happens to you.
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125.- Think that day lost whose decending son has seen no worthy a... Think that day lost whose decending son has seen no worthy action done.
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126.- Think you are well, and all that is well with you. And natur... Think you are well, and all that is well with you. And nature will read your thoughts and make them true
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127.- Those who do not have goals are doomed to work for those who... Those who do not have goals are doomed to work for those who do.
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128.- Though you are travelling on the right path, if you take unn... Though you are travelling on the right path, if you take unneccessary breaks others will push you back.
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129.- To be angry is to revenge the fault of others on us... To be angry is to revenge the fault of others on us
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130.- Tommorow I will live, the fool says. Today is too late. The ... Tommorow I will live, the fool says. Today is too late. The wise lived yesterday.
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131.- Troubles which are tackled instead of being talkedabout, dis... Troubles which are tackled instead of being talkedabout, dissappear like mist before the morning sun
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132.- Understand that friends come and go. But you should hold on ... Understand that friends come and go. But you should hold on to a precious few.
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133.- Undertake not what you cannot perform but be careful to keep... Undertake not what you cannot perform but be careful to keep your promise.
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134.- Watch the sun rise atleast once a year.... Watch the sun rise atleast once a year.
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135.- We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearr... We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
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136.- We weave a tangled web when we first practise to deceive.... We weave a tangled web when we first practise to deceive.
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137.- Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.... Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
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138.- What is similar to a woman's period? Ur salary - coz it come... What is similar to a woman's period? Ur salary - coz it comes once a month, last about 5 to 6 day and if it doesn't come it means u r in deep trouble.
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139.- What you don't like happening to yourself, don't do it to ot... What you don't like happening to yourself, don't do it to others.
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140.- Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.... Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
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141.- When I hear someone say "life is heard" I am tempted to ask ... When I hear someone say "life is heard" I am tempted to ask "compared to what"-Sydney J Harris.
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142.- When you long for something, it means you love it.... When you long for something, it means you love it.
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143.- Who agree like bell; they want nothing but hanging.... Who agree like bell; they want nothing but hanging.
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144.- Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking f... Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!
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145.- Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed? Coz she found out that... Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed? Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.
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