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1.- When geese fly in a "V", why is one side longer? Because the... When geese fly in a "V", why is one side longer? Because there are more geese on that side
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2.- Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work... Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work
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3.- What did the turkey say to the chicken? Gobble gobble... What did the turkey say to the chicken? Gobble gobble
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4.- Why do hens lay eggs? If they dropped them, they'd break... Why do hens lay eggs? If they dropped them, they'd break
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5.- Which side of the chicken has he most feathers? The outside... Which side of the chicken has he most feathers? The outside
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6.- Doctor, I can t stop behaving like a dog.How long have you b... Doctor, I can t stop behaving like a dog.How long have you been acting this way?Since I was a puppy!
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7.- Two snakes meet each other..First snake:I hope I am not pois... Two snakes meet each other..First snake:I hope I am not poisonous. Second snake:Why? First snake:Because I bit my lip!
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8.- Q : What do stylish frogs wear? A : Jumpsuits!... Q : What do stylish frogs wear? A : Jumpsuits!
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9.- Q : What did the frog order at McDonald's? A : French flies ... Q : What did the frog order at McDonald's? A : French flies and a diet Croak
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10.- Q : How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg? A : Unhop... Q : How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg? A : Unhoppy
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11.- Q : What goes, 99-thump, 99-thump, 99-thump & A : A centiped... Q : What goes, 99-thump, 99-thump, 99-thump & A : A centipede with a wooden leg
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12.- Q : What do you get from a pampered cow? A : Spoiled milk.... Q : What do you get from a pampered cow? A : Spoiled milk.
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13.- Q : What kind of work does a weak cat do? A : Light mouse wo... Q : What kind of work does a weak cat do? A : Light mouse work
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14.- Q : How do you identify a bald eagle? A : All his feathers a... Q : How do you identify a bald eagle? A : All his feathers are combed over to one side
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15.- Q : How do you circumcise a whale? A : You need at least fou... Q : How do you circumcise a whale? A : You need at least four skin divers
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